Copyright 2000 ---  Robert Baer Jr. 

The Gore That Stole Florida


Sorry folks, but this melody has been floating around in my head since I
watched the "Grinch" movie, I just HAD to write it!

			The Gore That Stole Florida   (sang to the tune of 'You're a Mean one,
Mr Grinch)

			You're a fowl one, Mr Gore!
			You lost, and that is that!
			But your lawyers and your spinsters will do their darnest to change
that, Mr Gore--ore!
			You'll do ANYTHING to be President, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!!

			You're a cruel one, Mr Gore!
			You really should conceed!
			But instead you and your evil ilk will do this dirty deed, Mr Gore--
ORE!
			The public grows weary of of all this, WHY NOT JUST GIVE IT A REST??

			You nausiate me, Mr Gore!
			You drag this on and on!
			Your spinsters will try their best to keep the spotlight on, Mr Gore--
ORE!!
			The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote,
"PLASTIC, LAIR,                                          THEIF!"

			You're a sick one, Mr Gore!
			You can't even tell the truth!
			The internet, the union song and all the other proof, Mr Gore--ORE!
			You learned it all at the feet of your masters ---  BILL AND HILLIARY!!

	Written and Submitted as Politcal Satire by
	Robert Baer Jr
	The Computer Dinosaur